Subject: Quiz
Question 1:
A woman is pregnant and already has 8 children, 3 are blind, 2 are deaf, and she has syphilis. Would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians
Consults with astrologists
Has had two mistresses
Chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day
Candidate B:
Was kicked out of office twice
Sleeps until noon
Used opium in college
Drinks a quart of whisky every evening
Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero
He's a vegetarian
Doesn't smoke
Drinks an occasional beer
Hasn't had any extramarital affairs
Which of these candidates would be your
choice? Decide and I'll post the answer on Friday
#1. No. And if you did, you would have aborted Beethoven
#2. A is FDR, B is Churchill, C is Hitler.
This one has been around for years! :-)
Very good Pooga! I heard that one in sociology class last semester, and it was sent to me via e-mail a couple years ago as well.
I thought that was good. Thanks for the answers Pooga, I didn't want to wait until Friday. Can't beleive I never heard this before and I'm kinda old(er).
Good one!…
i think if i would not have seen this, I would have probably chose Candidate D, which would have been a woman :)The Best Person to lead this world, would be a female..
:)
well pooga I tried it was the only one I could remember after the dentist finished with me before the painkillers kickked in… I'll try again sometime… usually naughty jokes are my game and what I email out to those whom ask for em… oh well… :(
Pick the guy who associates with astrologists.. :P
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