Army Issue

Started by willdo

willdo

ARMY ISSUE:

Thirty-four years ago, Everett Davis, a Tennessee Mountain man was
drafted by the Army. On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued
him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of
his teeth.

On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an
Army barber sheared his head.

On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. The Army is still looking for him.

When I was in the CF, everything came in two sizes…to big or to small.

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