MmmBeer
Having A Bad Day?
Everything needs to be put in perspective……
There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A.M., regardless
of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought
that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11
A.M.on Sundays. A Worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate
the
cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 A.M., all doctors and
nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about.
Just when the clock struck 11:00… Pookie Johnson the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he
could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having A Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both…
Still Think You Are Having A Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Sony Walkman
Still Think You Really Are Having A Bad Day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What? You Still Think You're Having A Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb,he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
Have A Great Day!
I got this in email today, thought I would share.