antics
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend;
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read…
Groucho Marx
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner