The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

HA!

Ha Ha!….good one antics. I particularly liked the part about fishing and drinking beer and farting the best!

I loved it Antics- You have any more like it- keep them coming