top ten office sayings

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T:

1. I need to whip it out by 5.
2. Mind if I use your laptop?
3. Just stick it in my box
4. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
5. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
6. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
   4.My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
7. It's an entry-level position.
8. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
   And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:
9. it's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

cute antics..LOL..I am copying that one and putting it on the wall at the taxi stand.

Thanks for the laugh.