willdo
A fire fighter is working outside the station when he noticed a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire fighter's helmet.
The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her
dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," he says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but…then I wouldn't have a siren."
Before the cat lovers get mad, this was sent to me by my sister who has two cats, and she really loves them.