Suggesstion - Hits From Anonymous

Can we give "anonymous" a name? Like Jack or Henry or something? Anonymous sounds so blah and boring. Or could we call a hit on a five from "Mr. Laurier" and a hit on a ten from "Mr. Macdonald" How about a hit from "Elizabeth"? I think this would be more interesting. Would it be possible to do this or too complicated?? JUST A SUGGESSTION!

how about mr. laurier, the dude that's on the $5.

I think we need an action hero name – something like

LOL

Sounds good. Any more ideas out there??