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TOP 20 REASONS DOGS DON'T USE COMPUTERS
- Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
- Fetch command not available on all platforms.
- Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
- Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
- Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
- Fire hydrant icon very frustrating.
- Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
- Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
- Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
- Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
- Oh, but they will…with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
- Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
- Because dogs aren't geeks! (Now, cats, on the other hand……)
- Barking in next cube keeps activating their voice recognition software.
- SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
- SIT and STAY commands were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
- Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
- Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.mymaster.
- Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceitful than online chat rooms.
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- Too darn hard to type with paws.
p.s. added some quotes to my profile. unlike wally who doles them out to us one at a time, I prefer to dump them all on ya at once! instant wisdom!