Getting married in BC.......

Started by AllenM

AllenM

April 29th in Invermere. then my beautiful new wife and our four sons will be spending the week at Fairmont golfing and spending marked money. lucky me : )

Pooga

And another good man bites the dust. My condolences on the upcoming nuptials. :-)

In that regard, a little story:

Allen wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Allen looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Allen asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Allen asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

Self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Hot Breakfast - $10.00

Saying the right thing - Priceless.

gouche92

Self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $200.00 Hot Breakfast - $10.00

Saying the right thing - Priceless</i>

POOGA! POOGA! POOGA! ….. Great one! (You can take that anyway you want!)

AllenM

Pooga, that is a great story. I'll let everyone know if I get it right, look in the obits if I get it wrong.

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