Jade11 "Worse than before?"

You must have really screwed up to get that rank… Clue the rest of us in; did you forget to mail DR your 'suckup bribe'??

i dont suck up to anyone, but just lets say he didnt like a joke of mine. I did not realize the sensitivity of certain issues with him. I think that he should not hold my ranking against personal issues. I hope that everyone supports me that CMT should not be related to personal issues. I need some support here please from some one. DR, I hope you know I was just joking around. I really am a good girl. Oh, and by the way related to a previous message, I am not married.

However, I did notice that I finally pasted him on CMT score, atleast temporarily today. Yeh! I have finally reached my goal.

Jade Us eastners got to stick together. I support you.
Q in Halifax

I knew being from out east would pay off for me eventually. Thanks. :)

I did not realize the sensitivity of certain issues with him. I think that he should not hold my ranking against personal issues.

As I said before, it's his Napoleon complex showing.

Pooga: You seem to be speaking from experience, what course of action do you suggest I take to regain my true status?

what course of action do you suggest?

Grovel.

Yes I agree a good grovel should help. You must beg for forgiveness from the great CMT master. Also I hear he is very happy when you send money to one his poor younger brothers. That may also help you, yes indeed, that should definitely help you.

I don't know what happened to me; I was a regular tracker for two days and then I entered some more bills, got some more hits and turned into a senior user. Whats up with that?

Whats up with that?

I added some more criteria to the ranks… so at the last run it's possible that you may have dropped down. Sorry. "Time" will most probably heal that wound.
-dr

My impression is that 'grovelling' to DR is only effective when it happens in groups of 12's, 18's or 24's.

I guess I should keep the 15 cans I was going to mail him then!

Cans travel much better than glass. I'm sure they will be just as effective.

When I was living in Ontario, Pooga mailed me about 60 cans. All but three survived the trip intact. Hint: use a layer of packing inside the box, and allow for some room to 'give'. If packed too tight, even cans can burst.

I see that Jade11 has a much better rank than before! Regular Tracker now! I have attempted to do the math on this and here is what I came up with:
be+h+t+hpXmf=rank
where-
be = Bills Entered
h = Hits
t = time since last entry
hp = Hit Percentage
mf = mystery factor (This is a factor used arbitrarily to reward/punish/confuse individuals. It may include values calculated on the following criteria: bribery, extortion, malice, pity, vengence, spite, hateful intentions, inebriation, exhaustion, delusions, misunderstandings, flattery, insults, euphoria, mental disorders, financial distress, bad hair days, fashion faux pas, sore feet, car/airplane/boat/motorcycle/snowmobile-accidents/trouble, flu, dysentary and the common cold, stinky people in elevators, ___holes at rush hour, and run on sentences.)
Although this is an imperfect science, mf may be applied at any time to destabilize the sometimes predictable and boring indexes used on to evaluate one's progress and achievements. Never a dull moment is my motto!

Idjit, that's a very impressive descriptive list. You must work with people.

Idjit, I have never laughed so hard on this site. BTW, you can usually bribe guys with beer and showing a little cleavage and some leg. They are easily bribed.

JADE11 wrote: They [men] are easily bribed

As a soldier in Her Majesty's Army I have to say that I am immune to bridery of that fashion. :) Also, Jade, your level is back to it's normal self; hope you enjoyed the high society status for that brief time. :)

Idjit: Not bad for a first attempt. You have a couple correct; though hit percentage, at least at this point, is really redundant as it is (number of hits)/(bills entered). There definitely are some mystery factors, though I promise you that everything is mathematically calculated. It would be far too much of a hassle to figure out mystery factors for every user. I have a script that I run and that assigns the levels… and speaking of that, I just re-ran the script, so level changes may have taken place.

Happy Easter everyone!
-dr

I think I should get a record for highest move in rank over a week, "bottom of the pile" to senior user :)

You're a super star in my books, Jade. :)
-dr

I am immune to bridery

Bride? So you're a confirmed bachelor?

Trust me with this: no one wants to see my cleavage… or my legs…

clever word pickup, Pooga

As a shrink…

Don't you put some emphasis into tips of the slongue?

(yes… I love Spoonerisms!)