washing your kitty

In my profile are instructions on how to wash a cat.

lol good one couz…. love that dog…. :)

someone dumped a litter of kittens off in town here. there are only 2 left running around 3/4 starved to death. gone wild etc. I caught one in the bar because it came in and jumped on the table and started to eat someones nachos, hot peppers and all. I grabbed it and would not let go. silly me. I got a few scratches but nothing serious and bought it a few pieces of beef jerky and a bag of chips. she ate it down like crazy. nothing much to her but bones. maybe 5 or 6 weeks old. I tried to bring her home but she got away. My chin did not get away. got a couple more scratches for my trouble. saw her today and threw her a weiner. she was eating a poisoned vole. she would be better off flushed down a toilet. pretty orange thing. she was purring while I was feeding her in the bar. but wanted more and I did not think that a good idea.

maybe if you had been wearing a bra the cat wouldn't have won the battle…lol

I sent these instruction on to all my friends

Thanks for the laugh, Terry

Liked your story!!LOL! The only way any of my cats will get washed. I feel terrible for the little guy that was left to fend for himself. We had a kitten dropped off this spring, and eventually our other cats liked him. I'm down to 17 cats/kittens right now and they all get over fed,(but they are still good mouser's!!)

17 wow…

Loved your instructions antics - this from someone who lives in a household with two cats and a dog!