How to avoid the Flu

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Dr.JD Fever

 How to Avoid the Flu by Dr. JD Fever

 
  In light of the recent problems with obtaining flu
  vaccine, the following I’am
  offering as an alternative to the FLU SHOT
 
 Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of
 fruits and veggies.
 Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
 Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build
 your immune system.
 Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take
 the stairs instead of
 the elevator, etc.
 Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep
 a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
 Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
 Get plenty of rest.
 Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can, dont sit up
all night entering bills and waiting for hits on CMT
 
OR …. You can take the Dr. JD Fever’s
 approach. Think about it when
 you go for a Flushot, what do they do first? Clean your
 arm with alcohol, JD will work well- Why?
 Because alcohol kills germs. So……
 
 
 I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona Beer or Great Western for a substitute
 (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh only is in Saskatoon “We have Laws Here against Smoking”
 air), get very drunk, tell jokes, and laugh out loud (eliminate stress) and then pass out
 (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs
 can't get you!!!!
 

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