gouche92
Dear Friends and and Fellow Trackers!
Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, and pursuant to those
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of the lack thereof.
The aforementioned best wishes also include a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make Canada great, (not to imply that Canada is
necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual preference of the wishes.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others,
is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
of equal or greater value at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Carefully Yours,
Lawrence (gouche92)
