Things that sound dirty at Christmas but aren’t:

Christmas Turkey…

Things that sound dirty at Christmas but aren’t:

“Talk about a huge breast!”
“Whew, that’s one terrific spread!”
“It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?”
“Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
“Just lay back and take it easy. I’ll do the rest.”
“I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.”
“How long do I beat it before its ready?”
“Use a nice, smooth stroke when you whip it.”
“Don’t play with your meat.”
“Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.”
“How long will it take after you stick it in?”
“You’ll know when it’s ready when it pops up.”
“If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.”
“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”
“Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?”
“I didn’t expect everyone to come at once
“Its Cool Whip time!”
“You still have a bit on your chin.”
“Are you ready for seconds yet?”

Were these things you heard today? …LOL!!!

Hehehe ..those are funny. Thanks for the holiday cheer, antics. Hmmm ..lets see, which one will I use first?

Thanks to me who forwarded her this message :D

actually I heard all these at her house. not sure what was going on. HA HA HA

Lmao….those were really good!!!