Hoggs blasts through 10000!

Started by Idjit

Idjit

Congats Hoggs on reaching the rarified atmosphere above 10000! Now on to 20000! Wah hooo!

HOGGS

ya I know it's kind of hard to breath up here I think I will have to settle down for a while and catch my breath

Pooga

Where do you find the time?

You gotta remember, small town Saskatchewan. No shopping, no theatres, no commuting, no nothing. He's got all kinds of time! All he really needs is a highspeed internet connection.

Idjit

"All he really needs is a highspeed internet connection."

Ouch! You really know how to rub it in…

Pooga

how do you find the time

It's not so much a matter of time for me, it's finding the bills! Look at the averages, I'm doing 10 a day, you and idjit are more like 70-80!

If I had the bills, I think I would find the time too. I'm that addicted!

Idjit

Hoggs: Pooga knows more about us than we do! I never figured out my bills/average, did you? Kinda makes you feel important, doesn't it?

Pooga

Ya want numbers then? OK….

Idjit has entered 78.3 bills per day.
Hoggs has entered 69.1 bills per day.
Pooga has entered 11.3 bills per day.

Sort of a self-fullfilling prophecy if you ask me!

Idjit

Yeah, but I've checked out a few of your hits- some of them over 200 days from the time you entered them. I don't know about Hoggs' bills, but I think mine are like those 'Mission Impossible' tapes. A few days after I release them, they just dissapear in a puff of smoke. Yours, on the other hand, seem to be protected by some sort of force field, and they just keep on going, and going, and…

HOGGS

Idjit we haven't had bills in the system that long I am sure we will get hits with bills that old. may be Pooga keeps the bills in his wallet that long then gives them to somebody to enter them tht would explain why he can't find bills to enter

Idjit

Serotonin: You're right about Pooga. He seems nice when you meet him, but there's something about the guy- a feeling that you should never turn your back on him on April Fool's day, or that he might make up a story about, say, a person drinking up DR's present…

Pooga

or let me take minutes at a meeting? or show radar bills at a gathering?

Might have something to do with my affection for the bagpipes!?!?

Idjit

I knew there was something about you I didn't like. I was thinking of taking a road trip with you to visit Hoggs, but if you brought bagpipe music, One of us would have to die…

Serotonin

Maybe it's the 'hops'. Aerosolized continuously bombarding the frontal lobes in an insidious, invidious fashion. What a job. One most of us dream of .

Serotonin

Now, the real test would be to see if Pooga listens to bagpipe music on CD or tape in his car/truck.

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