Hoggs blasts through 10000!

I do too. It's kind of riveting and a head-turner. My nephew plays (16 years old) and makes money at funerals etc.

Aye. That bagpipe sound. I want the skirl of bagpipes at my funeral. Happen to have about 3/4 Scottish blood in me, so it may be genetic.

Serotonin: I read once that the Scots used to have pipers on the front lines during battle for the sole purpose of infuriating the enemy. The pipes have the same effect on me. I can picture the enemy wasting precious time and effort trying to kill the pipers so they could hear themselves think. This probably reduced the enemy ranks to the point where they were easily overcome by the fellas with weapons…

The joke is that a Scot found the first bagpipes thrown out, in a manure pile, by someone who couldn't make them work. The tee hee is that we've been blowing the sh*t out of them ever since.

Woah thats long