Why God made moms" answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions: This is cute!

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

   How did God make mothers?

4. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
5. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

6. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

   What ingredients are mothers made of?

7. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

8. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

   Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?

9. We're related.

10. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

    What kind of little girl was your Mom?

11. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
12. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

13. They say she used to be nice.

    What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?

14. His last name.
15. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
16. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

   Who's the boss at your house?

4. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
5. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

6. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

   What's the difference between moms and dads?

7. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
8. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
9. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
   Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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   What does your Mom do in her spare time?
10. Mothers don't do spare time.

11. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

    What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

12. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
13. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

   THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," …I was thinking quickly, " All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH…I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.

Too cute!

"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust…"

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point…

Very cute! Brought a big smile to my face……

Mine too! Thanks, antics

So she could buy her son Mach 3 razor blades, that he should have bought himself.

dr.jd fever
subject: re: why did god make mothers?
so she could buy her son mach 3 razor blades, that he should have bought himself

Okay J.D. now ya got me confused what are you talking about ??? How do Mach 3 Razor Blades fit into Antics story???

Actually L_C bought them. I just picked them up on my Costco membership.

Thanks Antics, we mothers need a feather in our caps once in a while.

Dr.JD Fever So she could buy her son Mach 3 razor blades, that he should have bought himself.

Ahh Jd is jealous he doesn't have the worlds best mom like I do. :) Even my GF agrees.
Like my mom said She picked them up for me & I paid her back.

ok jd, you got me confused here. wtf??? were you in that tree with the monkey or what?

Well I'll be darned that how it works- you pay her back- she get 3 hits on fives of her own banknotes- I must try that with my mother~grin
Rudy we need your ruling on this- is this skewed,pre-planned or just plan cheating the system and the code of conduct on the site.

how it works is.. she picked up the razor blades.
$45
i give her my marked money 2 marked $20 bills & 1 unmarked un-entered..
she gave back my change of $15.
she entered the bills i gave & i entered the ones i got back.. these are bills by my regular circulation & my mom's.. perfectly fine. it isn't like we exchange money all the time.
i certainly question some of those saskatoon hits you all seem to get.
saskatoon users seem to mainly get hits from other saskatoon users. my saskatoon hits are about 90% anonymous & 10% users

it isn't like we exchange money all the time

Just some of the time?

i certainly question some of those saskatoon hits you all seem to get. saskatoon users seem to mainly get hits from other saskatoon users

Be careful who you're accusing of what.

JD implored intercession:
Rudy we need your ruling on this- is this skewed,pre-planned or just plan cheating the system and the code of conduct on the site.

why drag me into this? i've given up trying to be the conscience of this site – especially since the originator seemed to stop caring long ago. there are more seemingly nefarious dealings around here than carter has little liver pills. all i know is that i enjoy tracking MY money and that MY hits are legit. i just perceive that anything else that happens around here is dubious at best. that seems safest and easiest on my stress level. if people wanna cheat… well, what do they gain?… woooOOOooo… you get to climb higher on a list of money trackers! frankly, i find far greater rewards in my life on a daily basis and just feel sorry for anyone whose life is so empty that they would have to cheat at tracking money. me caring if they cheated or not would render my station nearly as base.

Hmmmm a battle of which I am not part of … very interesting. I would like to make one comment and then will remain out of this thread. The reason most Saskatoon trackers get hits from other Saskatoon trackers is because we look for marked bills at all times. Some of us mark down every serial number that touches our hands. Being Saskatoon is the hit capital of Canada One would or should expect marked bills in Saskatoon to be hit often. Enough said about that but an example to compare where would a person find the most gamblers … Las Vegas. Out of Saskatoon trackers if you move into saskatoon , see how you hits go.

The above is only my opinion and not meant to offend anyone.

…().

what i meant about my hits is in saskatoon.. 90% of them are from anonymous.. yet saskatoon users have a very high percentage of saskatoon hits from other USERS

saskatoon users have a very high percentage of saskatoon hits from other USERS

Let's see…In November I had 8 (!) hits in Saskatoon. 3 were from registered users. You're the math whiz… is 37.5% considered 'very high'?

Or are you trying to theorise without confirming your data???

pooga reacted:
Or are you trying to theorise without confirming your data???

well, actually, he was more properly HYpothezing. certainly he's allowed THAT before the experiment is undertaken. i'm game to do a chi-square or similar test if folks wanna supply me with the data. 3 outta 8 just MIGHT be statistically significant – a test would ascertain it. however, pooga, i DO suspect that it is not you, specifically, to whom he is directing his hypothesis. perhaps he errs in being inclusive with his language.

Thanks for all your input to those that posted in this forum thread, after all it is only a game.
If it was not, then why do we get points for tracking our banknotes.
…… and yes LC and Joycer I do love my mother as much as she loves me, it is called un-conditional Love.
Now dont cut you self shaving, and dont forget to hug your Mom, and most of all have a Great day.

jd observes:
after all it is only a game. If it was not, then why do we get points for tracking our banknotes.

well, MY speculation is that the points tend to keep interested those for whom the joys of tracking alone are insufficient to whet their imagination or ken. but, again, that's just idle conjecture. :)

i DO suspect that it is not you, specifically, to whom he is directing his hypothesis

I know. But I like yanking his chain. (He did imply ALL Saskatoon users!)

:-)

Why oh why did God make man? I suspect that she was only joking.

LMAO cuz…. I think she was at that :P

:) lol very good!!

Awww ..that is so cute. From the mouthes of babes …Thanks for sharing it, antics.