Deranged_Angel
Found this in a thing at work… good for a little laugh :)
How to speak about women and be politically correct:
- She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPARED
- She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
- She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE
How to speak about men and be politically correct:
- He does not have a BEER GUT; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
- He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
- He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA
Hope everyone enjoys :) Have a good day
