antics
(got this from Sweetie) A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even
though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts
the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the
blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides down the side of the horse anyway! The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her
foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground over and over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune,
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
