Letter From An American Friend

Last week, the <a href=http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/03/national/main1464590.shtml>power went out at the Capital</a>. The situation is rather fishy since the <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitol_Power_Plant>Capital has its own power station</a>. I suspect there will be a terrorist attack soon on the capital which will destroy our Congress leaving the country in a state of emergency. Well, last year, Congress passed a <a href=http://news.bostonherald.com/politics/view.bg?articleid=62564>Doomsday Plan</a> to deal with the situation.

It will probably be blamed on radical hispanic separatists hell-bent on creating Atzlan. In the chaos, many patriotic Americans will be rounded up as well and put in FEMA's concentration camps.

I just wanted to warn you of a strong possibility of an attack on our country by inside forces.

Oh honeybabe I believe every word of that doomsday plan. I think the scariest thing is that since Mr. Harper is in power he will work in conjunction with his bedpartner..Bush… The Canadians will wake up one morning to a big hole somewhere around Ottawa. And also Mr. Bush will be looking for a new residence not to long in the future. Both of these gentlemen are button pushers. Harper will cooperate with Bush because he has been assured of protection from the USA should we be attacked. Oh boy, I could really go on. I better quit now..Thanx for sharing.

tsk…. isn't it sad when cousins marry…

You gals are just too funny! ROFLMAO!