give me money

Everyone is welcome to send me money…I need people to sponsor me in life…if you send me money I'll give you updates on what I'm doing with it. I look forward to receiving money.

Stop Foolin Fool! Oh yah welcome to CMT

I'll give you money, but you'll have to come pick it up. I live up in postal code X0A, only accesible twice a year by the ice road, or unless you can swim…you can come pick it up anytime you like.

Don't you see? Giving me money is good for YOU. Baby Jesus smiles every time someone gives me money. This is your chance to make a difference in my life.

Your profile says that all you do with money when you get it is that you eat it. Do you pick it out and eat it again or are you into regurgitation? Send me your email address and I'll email all the money you want. :)

I only eat money when I need to prove a point. It's not an easy thing to do…it takes about an hour to chew a bill and swallow it. Eating coins is easier, though my doctor has advised against it. My E-Mail address is J_banman@yahoo.com. But how can you send me money over the internet? Magic?

What point can you possibly make by eating bills?

:) Would you stamp and enter them before or after it goes thru your system?

If its money you want there is the bill scan page somewhere here on this site, print 'em up and have at it.

Why do I eat money? Why does anyone do anything? I eat money to prove that I can. People don't believe I can do it. You should try it. It's hard. Very…chewy. I also eat it to show my support for all the hungry people in the world, who would probably eat money too, if they had any…or maybe they'd just buy food.

If I was to eat a bill I would eat a UNC one that is brand new so I know its sanitary. Than I would soak it in water to soften it. But 5 dollars just to prove a point, just donate it to hunger charity. Or do you pull it out after and than donate the digested bill?

Sounds like a pretty expensive way to get fibre into one's diet.