M & M's

Why are they called M & M's when there is only one M on each candy piece? Shouldn't they just be called M 's? Or is it becuse you have more than one in each package and in that case they should be called M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M & M &…………

Probably for the same dumb reason that a pair of panties or boxers are called a pair when there is only one. Why is a bra not a pair of bras then with that reasoning?

My sister is blonde, & she loves M&Ms. My favourite blonde joke is, of course… "Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory?" "Because she kept throwing away the Ws". :^)

Hehe ..cute one, twinsmum :)

Tsk..Tsk…someone has way too much time on their hands. You should go out and look for stamped notes and enter them. Leave the M&M's to me!!

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess
touched would melt.
No matter what;

metal,

wood,

stone,

Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would
dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard
told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt
in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that
could bring his daughter an object that would not melt
would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the
world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was
overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both
lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)

M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking, you pervert??

Glad I gave a few people a chuckle pr two. My sister is the stereotypical blonde in all the blonde jokes, so I have a million of them. Hee hee. I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaad big sister.