HIT God

Oh hit God who art in Canada
Deliver me a hit
It has been 2 days since my last hit
I am in desperate need of a hit
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

You people need to settle down; for example, my last hit was December 1st… but I make the time pass quickly by looking at others' hits. All good. :)
-dr

I look at other hits too and all it does is make me jealous..

Well put.LOL

Forgive me hitgod for I have sinned.
I haven't been entering many bills last month and for that I haven't many hits.
Am I marking up my bills too much?
Do you disapprove of my overzealousness?
Don't you like Quebec?
I will stick to modest means of spreading your word
And only will I mark bills in the margin
Not all over the place.
And I will collect whatever coins and change them into fives
All for more hits
I promise to keep bills in circulation
All to please you

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

AMEN!!