Today's Chuckle !!

Potato Farm Blues

A man owned a small potato farm in Cactus Lake, Saskatchewan. An agent from the Workman’s Compensation Board dropped by on a routine check to see if he was paying proper wages to his hired hands. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," said the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "There's a man who's been with me here for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the cook. She's been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board."

"Finally there's a half-wit who works 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Jack Daniel's every Saturday night."

"That's the guy I want to talk to … the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me." replied the farmer.

I WAS ASKED TODAY-If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
Three days of steady drinking should do it I WOULD THINK!!