New position.

I think that I will ask dr about appointing me to a new position other than ‘site evangelist’. He is too busy coding and doing maintenance on the site and may not have enough time to babysit new users. So I will ask him to appoint me as Vice-president in Charge of Client Services! My Mission Statement:

Give me your retired, your kids,
Your confused users yearning to track money free,
The wretched disdainers of this seeming bore.
Send these, the clueless, and tellers to me,
I lift my stamp beside the hit-god’s door!

<font size=”-0”>For MmmBeer and Wes, who may not understand the reference: "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" - EMMA LAZARUS

You picked a nice piece to paraphrase!

I think it's a great idea. You already do a fantastic job of making sure everyone has there first hit recognized. You can be like the Walmart greeter for CMT!

<Yeah, I can see you in a little blue vest now…:))>

I agree that you would be perfect for this job. You would have to travel and visit these new users and instruct them on the ins and outs of the site. You could go on the CMT lecture circuit and advise bank tellers and cashiers about the legality of stamping bills at conventions and staff meetings.

I wouldn't want you to be our "Wal-mart greeter" - I try to avoid those people.

I want to shoot the Wal-Mart greeters.

Maybe Pooga's vest should have a bulls-eye on it…

Maybe Pooga's vest should have a bulls-eye on it…

Then he'd be working for Target. Perhaps with your knowledge of French you can go to the poorly hit areas and do some recruiting. Doorna Poostka…what's that mean anyways? I said that aloud to a woman in a fur coat at the movies last night and she sniffed. I think she was Hungarian. Not my fault, she was practically sitting right on me.

Anyways, does your new position mean you are higher than the hit-gods?</TT>

we dont get a walmart! 2 years! whoooo

I love taking my shopping bags into Wal-mart, and teasing the greeters that always want to tape them shut. I slowly walk by just to make them look, they start walking towards me, and I walk faster. They usually always say something, but I keep going.

I only go there a couple of times a year. But its fun.

"Hello! Welcome to Wal-Mart.."
No wonder you got a weird look…lol!

Last time I went, I looked at the guns they got in a non-bulletproof case. The ammo had metal caging and glass around it.

Hmmmm, this sounds awfully familiar. Have you by chance seen Bowling for Columbine?

Columbine Wal-Mart!
Are you returning that gun today?
No?
OK then, I'll just have to put this nice yellow happy face sticker on it…right…HERE!
There you go, sir…enjoy your shopping spree.
And thank you for choosing Wal-Mart!