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The comments on <a href=http://www.cdn-money.com/cdnmoney/servlet/cmtViewBill?ID=353587 target=_new>this bill</a> are good for a laugh!

beacuse of that being riped off idjit got a hit

Thats funny.

IDJIT should do the right thing and make it up to her…and get another hit! LOL

The hit god works in mysterious ways…even goes to the extent of having people ripped off in order to give hits! Idjit must have done something really special to get that one..

i believe such honesty should be rewarded…idjit should mail her a marked fiver to make up for the ripped off one.

…for all the helpful suggestions. All of these wonderful suggestions will be given thier due consideration- there! Happy now?

Make it simple, send her a coupon: "$2 off your next gas fill".

You might even get a new customer.

How about: "One free five with every twenty hits…"

Paying someone to go out and find marked bills…especially yours! This person would then be called a "Hit-man" or a "Hit-Hunter"

Somehow I think if we discussed the possibility of hiring a hit man, and the police caught wind of it, soon we'd hear funny clicks and other noises on our phone lines, and a plain white van parked across the street…

When you talk of hiring someone to find you hits, Me thinks you have too much money….But, I am for hire….

I've always wanted to travel! If room and board is included, you've got yourself a HitHunter captain!

Make the lady happy (ahem) - give her a FIVE dollar coupon.
But what I'm really thinking of is:
get all your customers signed up on CMT.
Who they are and what their username is…
And then everytime they fill, you exchange marked money.

And use your own idea - call it "Gimme Five!"
A cute little punch card would be a nice touch.
You can give them a punch for every hit.
When they fill up a card you gotta give 'em five!
5 beers, 5 bucks, 5 minutes… hehehe
Me, personally?
I'll take 5 minutes. Of being read the Orphan Story…