Waterproof Polymer

Started by fordjae

fordjae

I just soaked a polymer $100 in a pot of very hot water for 10 minutes. It is most definitely waterproof.

fordjae

schnits

well that's nothing…I was out with a bunch of wealthy businessmen the other night. They were lighting their cigars with the new $100 bills…not wanting to be outdone I figured I would up the ante, so I wrote a check for $1000, and lit my cigar with it.

Pooga

Next tests:

Acid proof?
Caustic proof?
Freeze proof? (at least -30!)
Melting point?

Onetobeseen

That's too bad. I was going to recommend that you send me numerous samples to test.

I am afraid to ask how come you decided to boil it. Adding flavour to your cooking?

fordjae

I didn't quite boil it. I had a pot of fresh-off-the-stove noodle water, sans noodle, and just tossed in a note.

Onetobeseen

Cool. Well, not really boiling actually!

lmao Anyways, I was cooking a meal and I had a numerous $100 bills kicking around……..

fordjae

Did you chop them up and put them in your stir-fry? Also, is polymer a protein or carb?