I really gotta hang one of these!

Notice to people who visit my home:

1. The dog lives here. You don't.

2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you.
   What's your point?

4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.

5. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel
   free to sniff his.

6. I like him a lot better than I like most people.

7. To you he's a dog. To me she's an adopted son who is
   short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
   I have no problem with any of these things.

8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money
   all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never
   drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't
   smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest
   fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars
   for college, and if they get pregnant you can sell the pups.

LOL Good one antics. Add this to no.8 If they missbehave you can tie them up in the back yard …….and it's not illegal.

To true antics and a good addition magpie!!

that is really cute antics. I had to print that one out.