I just got this from my daughter in law and thought i would share it with the rest of us trackers……..
Every once in a while I get an e-mail which touches my heart with its poignant portrayal of a human truth. This is just such an e-mail. Enjoy!
Men and Fine Wine
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until
they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
There, doesn't that just touch your heart?
LOL yep sure does! Thanks for sharing that one :o)
You forgot the response to that one…
Woman and Fine Wine
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity
and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age
until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
-dr
that is too funny wally and dr's is also very funny. ROFL.
Thank you both for the belly laugh and how true they are!!!
lol ty wally and dr for the cute comments… lmao… :)
Really good wally (so true)!! And, sad to say but so is dr's!!LOL
Sarge sent me these, but he's too shy to post them himself! Pay attention dr!
<a href=http://www.laughnet.net/archive/gender/nospeech.htm target=_blank>Why Women Should Not Have Freedom Of Speech</a>
<a href=http://www.laughnet.net/archive/gender/wifespea.htm target=_blank>Wifespeak</a>
<a href=http://www.laughnet.net/archive/gender/question.htm target=_blank>Toughest Questions Women Ask</a>
but really Pooga!! what if we eliminated all women? then you would be gay. Or have a lot of pets. not too mention your hamster would really hate you. that duct tape is not nice.
i wonder if mrs. pooga reads this ?
i wonder if mrs. pooga made pooga sleep on the couch?
i wonder, i wonder, i wonder… what pooga's favorite pet is?
:)
Pooga's favourite pet would be a cat, if Mrs Pooga would let him have one! LOL
All wrong!
My favourite pet is Mrs. Pooga. Honestly.
good answer pooga……worth at least 10 points on the brownie point system…..lol
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