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THINGS TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER

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antics

15 THINGS TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER

  1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
  2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
  3. If they put one man on the moon - they should be able to put
    them all up there.
  4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
    alone.
  5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway
  6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
    you can tell them apart.
  7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to
    make some woman miserable.
  8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
    do-it-yourself types.
  9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too
    old for it.
  10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
  12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
    Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
  13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
    checkbooks.
  14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; It means that you laugh at his.
  15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

maggiemae

That is so good. I have saved it and going to mail it to my daughter. I probably won't be any kind of eye-opener for her since she is madly in love with the twerp… :-( thanks for sharing very cute.

antics

too many people marry without thinking seriously about it. a lot of them divorce for the same reasons they married. as in "She married him because he was the life of the party. She divorced him because he would not come home."
or He married her because she was so beautiful. He divorced her because most of her time and the money was spent on her. etc etc etc.

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