how to impress the opposite sex.

• Wine her,
  * Dine her,
  * Call her,
  * Hug her,
  * Support her,
  * Hold her,
  * Surprise her,
  * Compliment her,
  * Smile at her,
  * Listen to her,
  * Laugh with her,
  * Cry with her,
  * Romance her,
  * Encourage her,
  * Believe in her,
  * Pray with her,
  * Pray for her,
  * Cuddle with her,
  * Shop with her,
  * Give her jewelry,
  * Buy her flowers,
  * Hold her hand,
  * Write love letters to her,
  * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

  How to impress a man:
  * Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings .. Don't block the TV
  

Impress a man… really the 1st one is the only one needed

Mmmmmmmmm, chicken

I've got that one on my desk antics! Only the second part is different:

Show up naked …
Bring beer ..
Talk during the commercials…

Uh ya i think "dont argue with her" could be added to that list even though listen to her is mentioned then you got pretty much everything covered

TRY P.P.F AND YOU WILL HAVE A LONG AND HAPPY RELATIONSHIP.
IT HAS WORKED FOR ME FOR 25 YEARS.
P.P.F.= PUT YOUR PARTNER FIRST. (THE Y IS SILENT)

Thanks for that, antics. I was having a real crappy day, but this made me laugh!

HERE'S ANOTHER WAY TO IMPRESS THE OPPOSITE SEX. IT WORKS EVERY TIME FOR ME. STAND STRAIGHT UP, TURN YOUR HEAD 360 DEGREES WITHOUT MOVING YOUR BODY. MY WIFE STILL WATCHES IN AWE WHEN I DO THIS.

i would run like hell!

Oh antics I just love these messages you send out and always print them out and down to work they go. Since we have more men around then us women…we all get quite a kick out of them…thanks…. :-)

That is a good one!!!!!