BDKINGSTON
ETERNAL TRUTHS
- Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
- I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
- If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
- Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
- If the shoe fits……buy it in every color.
- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car. - If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip. - Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- Some days are a total waste of makeup.
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of
the waist change places. - Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three
weeks before you need it. - Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize
a mistake when you make it again. - By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to
make them all yourself.
Keep smiling, it makes everyone …. wonder what you've been up to
