Don't you believe it. It's a bunch of snake oil if you ask me. Jake is never 'busy' - ha! Unless the casinos are closed and the driftless one actually does some real work. Jake's a sly one. Doesn't want anyone to know about the (whisper) GAMBLING ADDICTION (/end whisper).
Don't let yourselves be tricked, people. It was 21 who brought the shape-shifter in.
Trying to fall off the grid and escape your gambling debts again eh Jake? Ha! You so need help my friend...did you guys hear about the time Jake tried to take down a 7-11? Didn't even get a block away before they found JaketheGuiltier kneeling in the alley surrounded by all the money. Sweating, trembling, and feverishly stamping away. Laughing maniacally and stuffing the bills in a boot.
OK Jake - I believe you.
Millions wouldn't - but I do. Buddy ol' pal.

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