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Date: 2008-05-03
Author: antics
Subject: How to catch a wild pig

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How to catch a wild pig ... interesting thought

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange
students in the class. One day, while the class was in the lab the
professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his
back and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him
he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting
communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's
government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange
question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young
man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place
in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to
come every day to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every
day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to
coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again,
and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start
to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up
with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn,
start to come through the gate to eat, so you slam the gate on them and
catch the whole herd. Suddenly, the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They
run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon, they go
back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have
forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their
captivity.'

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees
happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward
Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of
programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income,
tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies,
payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, free medical,
$600 economic stimulus, etc. While we continually lose our freedoms - just
a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch! Also,
a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do
it yourself.

Bravo to the young man! He explained it perfectly.

If you see that all of this wonderful government help is a problem
confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to send this
on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of
life then you will probably delete this e-mail, but God help you when the
gate slams shut!

'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to
take away everything you have.' -- Thomas Jefferson




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