It's all geared up to impress stupid tourists that have never seen a dolphin in their lives before.
Or ridden underwater in a submarine and seen sharks and tropical fish up close.
And a giant sea turtle.
And penguins.
Or the biggest oldest Rainbow trout.
And you wanna see him cuz he's so UGLY!
Or played golf.
Or swam in a beachlike waterpark with BIG waves and giant waterslides.
Or enjoyed the HUGE, new Asian grocery in "Chinatown".
Or shopped their brains out at any store they could possibly want.
Except Wal-Mart.
lol