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2002-12-09 |
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21MillionDollarBaby |
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A priest, a lawyer, and a doctor are walking |
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down the street one day. And they pass a market. A sign in the window says "Brains For Sale $.50/lb". The lawyer says "That's a good deal. I'll buy some." So they all walked in. To their amazement there were barrels of brains all over the store - each with a different price. The priest said "Hey! Priest and doctor brains are only $.50/lb..." The lawyer looked around and said haughtily "Ha! Lawyer brains are $50/lb." The doctor was confused as he asked the storekeeper why lawyer brains were so expensive. "Well", he replied "do you know how many lawyer brains it takes to make a pound?"
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